Friday, September 23, 2011

How to Get a Free Full Body Massage

1. Make sure your children have plenty of toy trains and trucks readily available.
2. Ask them if they want to play "Mountain."
3. Lay on the floor on your stomach.
4. Tell them you are the mountain.
5. Specify that only toy vehicles are allowed on the mountain, NO ACTUAL CHILDREN.
6. Enjoy being horizontal until they start fighting over who gets to be Lightning McQueen.

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